Tainted and totty tours are part of the Talin tradition. A tongue twister for sure, but it is rumoured to be the stag city of Europe. Well known for its beautiful women, 24-hour bars, private strippers, lap dancing and special brewed beers, you will find your escape and be taken on a very saucy journey of fun waiting for you.

Men from all over the world, especially from the UK, eagerly arrive to this city on cheap flights for wild stag parties. Everything from medieval lesbian strip shows (traditionally in Talin since the mid sixteen hundreds), to strip bars, and the famous sexy totty tours can be found here.

Totty/Tottie Tour

You may be wondering, what’s a Totty Tour? Well, your prayers have been answered gentlemen; a totty specializes in tours to bars that are loaded with beautiful gorgeous women. This is the supreme guide to finding the best clubs and bars in town. You and your mates are able to visit at least three of the most popular lap dancing bars in one night. A VIP entrance is provided for each location, (worth about 40 EUROs) along with a personal escort to guide you through town. The only clubs that are chosen are those with the highest rating of performances, safety, and fun atmosphere!

Your Totty Tour can also include the following: the tour lasts for about four hours, at least groups of 5 or more are encouraged to make reservations, very cheap prices of approximately £ 20 and you can be treated as a King VIP all night long. Also, for an extra fee, you can reserve your own personal stripper to help enhance your fun evening.

All of this fun is taken place right in centre city!

Location:

Pissup Tours

3 The Fountain Centre, Lensbury Avenue,

Imperial Wharf, London SW6 2TW

Telephone: 020 7060 7060

Hours to call for reservation: weekdays from 8am to 4pm (GMT)

The Soho Striptease Club

One of the classiest clubs in Talin is named Soho. On any given night, there are at least 17 beauties there to entertain you and share with you their dancing skills. It is considered being the best strip club in Talin and is greatly frequented by famous people too. You will always be in the company of the best! If given the Soho golden VIP card, you have free privileges such as free entrances and discounts throughout the club, and also other amenities.

One great service that Soho offers is FREE CLUB AUTO with the great soho logo written all over it. Also, everyone who uses the Soho Limousine has FREE entrance into the Soho Club! Free is always a great word when you are looking for some fun!

There are so many lovely hot ladies dressed up and ready to cater to your every need, and its just one phone call away!

Location:

Soho Striptease Club

Rävala Pst. 6 / Kaubamaja 3

Telephone: +372 6814616

The X Club

The name may not give too many clues, but the traditional satin warm colors decorating the club will give you the feel of relaxation and style! You are guaranteed to be glued to your seat and enjoy hours upon hours of entertainment to suit your needs. So many shows and so many themes to pick and choose from, you are surely able to pick a room that will suit you.

There is a Show Hall, which ladies topless perform there, and you just relax and enjoy the lovely view. Then you can enjoy the Oriental Hall, in which you would embark a blend of Arabic and Asian cultures. The main dances performed in this room are the sensual and extremely sexy belly dances! You are sure to leave with a salute for the ladies in your trousers. Unlike other clubs, you are able to smoke the waterpipe, and sip some very special teas and exotic snacks.

Shows are another piece of fun that you can enjoy at The X Club, such as private shows, which include just you and your personal dancer; bizarre show, if you are looking for something more out of the ordinary and kinky, and the water shows, where the water falls glistening on her body as she moves to the lovely thumps of the music. Finally, the Casanova show speaks for itself, filled with luxurious colors and fantasies, dreams and all kinds of whimsical fun taken from the life and times of the ultimate lover Casanova!

VIP privileges are highly recommended for this kind of club. The VIP card offers great opportunities: free entrance for the card owner and three friends; 10% discount on all drinks in the bar.

Location:

The X Club

Harju 6, Talin, located in Talin Business Center ground floor, entrance from Rüütli Street

Telephone Number: +372 6 310 575

Ask for Club and Show Hours

Talin is a very tempting place with lots of tainted activities to enjoy with your mates for a stag weekend or maybe more for an alone getaway! Try it, test it and taste Talin!